tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers
lnnea: Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no
ifyoucarryonthisway: you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn: spookylittlesleipnir: descartes-and-thosecartes: freudian-slut: anideaforamoth: ecokitty: ras-al-cool: I see your Odin and Howard Stark… And raise you one Brian Banner. ^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat. Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here. Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club. At least they had dads. Omg...
veryimportantneopian: naegajeiljalnaganigga: I wonder if my neopet is alive
animeasuka: partybarackisinthehousetonight: children wake up early because they still get excited about life this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
spaghettihos: spaghettihos: spaghettihos: spaghettihos: my grandpa lost his glasses today how eyeronic i love eye humor 20/20 would recommend i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me update: he gave me $20 for finding them
mellarkish: i wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope! nevermind
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius Get the fuck out don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
fussock: sorry i can’t come i’m going to be sick on that day ,I said to my teacher
tony-wiseau: atkid: everyflight-beginswith-afall: weaponizedwit: cutintostars: I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out. ...
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
thedarklordwearsprada: the-face-of-broe: frickingloki: sassy-gay-karkat: its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres they still arent in new york somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey the penguins have the tardis
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
THE FIRST DAY OF.... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sweetlittlekitty: THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING IS HERE this is so accurate it hurts My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
John Green: nice eyes
John Green: a dash of wit
John Green: perfect sense of humour
John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
John Green: beautiful face
John Green: tons of courage
John Green: some acceptable flaws
John Green: leave to simmer
John Green: I have created the perfect character!
John Green: now die!