bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

(via sarcasticwhiteboy)

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.

(Source: brownnipplebraggadocio, via sweeter-than-xanax)

powehr:

this needs to be everywhere

powehr:

this needs to be everywhere

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nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

(Source: clearsama, via pizza)

So that happened

So that happened

cindehella:

look at that bitch face he pulls i swear to god

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(via the-absolute-best-posts)

ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

(via bangstilinski)

daryldixonismyspiritanimal:

minionier:

grassangel:

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

(via sarcasticwhiteboy)